A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want
a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again.
please tell me the funniest joke you know this is for an experiment
conclusion of experiment: the tumblr community’s sense of humor has been warped to no return
The fact that I laughed at all of these proves your point.
"how many potato / no potato / i am a tree"
Interview to Benedict Cumberbatch for GQ January 2014
this is so Martin Crieff
YOOOOOOOOO!!! Dash here, and now I have some sweet loot for all of you guys! Because I know everyone loves free stuff >:D
Okay, let’s go to the sweet part. PRIZES!
- One (1) Troll t-shirt from TopatoCo.
- One (1) alpha kid t-shirt from WhatPumpkin.
- Two (2) beta kid t-shirt from TopatoCo.
- One (1) glasses of your choice (Dirk, Terezi, Sollux, whatever dude).
- One (1) wig of your choice.
- One (1) God Tier hoodie.
BUT, if you are following me, the prizes are DOUBLED. Instead of one of each, you’ll get TWO OF EACH (exception: beta kids, because i’m already giving two t-shirts eeee).
- You don’t have to be following me but it would be SUPER sweet if you are. Plus double prizes AND a special thing that may or may not be super awesome. Oh, and I’ll throw in some candy too!
- I’LL SHIP EVERYWHERE YO.
- NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS. AND I’LL CHECK. >:O
- As many reblogs as you’d like, just don’t spam your followers. Likes count.
- I’ll pick a winner using a randomizer, so don’t worry, it’ll be fair.
- GIVEAWAY ENDS OCTOBER 30th.
So yeah, have fun yo.
I AM POSTPONING THE GIVEAWAY ENDING DATE TO DECEMBER 20, due to personal issues.
Keep reblogging, folks!
Marilyn knew what was up
my favourite thing to do is watch people completely own homophobics on facebook
- Chicago Tribune review (x)
Can we make it official?
SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH
No wonder she looks so happy.
He was going for his waist before Altivo interrupted.
Not only did they get crunk but the second they smoked a… special cigar, this shit started happening:
Don’t get me started on El Dorado.
the cold never bothered us anyway
WHERE IS NED STARK
bringing creatures from other dimensions
This is a very important message for young people everywhere
The Hobbits approve
It’s like cake, but scary and everywhere
THE TREES BOW DOWN BEFORE THEIR MASTER, THE SNOW CAKE, AS HE RISES AFTER CENTURIES OF IMPRISONMENT INSIDE A LAWN TABLE
There will come a time when the trees shall fall and the cake shall rise.
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.